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Mother's Day Gifts That Don't Totally Suck

Dads / Husbands, this one is for you. You might have one of those wives that actually loves the little heart necklace from Zales or a flower delivery on Mother’s Day, but I’m guessing they’d prefer something that they don’t feel obligated to wear or that just doesn’t die in a few days. I got a Roomba last year. That was literally the best gift ever. We named her Sylvia, she is a real person, and now there is finally someone else in the house who understands what it’s like to clean without appreciation. She gets me. My guess is Tyler was tired of listening to me complain about never getting any help around the house.

So if you were going to go get something for mom from Zales this year, just stop. Don’t do it. She doesn’t want it (probably). Just saying.

He’s some stuff that doesn’t totally suck that you could gift her instead. And yes most of these are affiliate links because if I’m posting it, I may as well make a few dollars off of it.


iRobot Roomba 960 Robot Vacuum

Because I already mentioned it, here is the one I got last year for Mother’s Day. Yes I know it’s expensive. Yes your wife or mom is worth it. Just think, the less time she spends vacuuming the floor, the more time she has to spend time with her family… just kidding. Really it’s just more time she has to clean other stuff or take care of the kids so you don’t have to.


These books by Karen Alpert

but only if your wife has a good sense of humor and doesn’t get offended by the F word. If she’s doing a perfect job parenting your children, she probably won’t get it and you should definitely buy her something different like a heart necklace from Zales that says #1 Mom or something like that.


Amazon Echo Spot

I actually really wanted to buy this for my husband, but he didn’t seem all that interested. Said there was nothing wrong with his current alarm clock which is, by the way, my alarm clock from before we were married and we’ve been married for almost 11 years. I thought he’d love being able to see what the motion at the front door was on his alarm clock because I though guys liked stuff like that, but apparently I was wrong. Anyway, you can even buy a cloud cam for this thing and use it as a baby monitor or put your fan on a smart switch so when you forget to turn it on at night, you don’t have to wait until you have to pee (which is probably only like 30 minutes from right then anyway) before finally giving in and getting up to turn the fan on.


Kindle Paperwhite

Or you could skip out on the hardback books up there and get mom this kindle paperwhite and the kindle versions of the books I mentioned. And these are waterproof now so mom can read it in the bath, at the pool, or on the toilet without fear.

But seriously, I use my paperwhite every single day it’s really a great gift and it saves trees, if you’re into that kind of thing.


Fiddle Fig Tree from Amazon

It’s like giving flowers except they don’t die… maybe. It’s really all up to her on whether or not it lives.


Oster Electric Wine Bottle Opener

And the least you can do is buy a bottle of wine (or 6) to go with it. This one is from Target so go ahead and buy it online. I’m even seeing an option for free 2 day shipping currently or you can pick it up in the store if you waited too long.


Ember Temperature Controlled Mug

Because let’s be real, mom hasn’t finished a hot cup of coffee in the presence of the children since they got here. I don’t actually have one of these, but I’m intrigued and I know people who love them. Grab this one from Best Buy.


Basically, don’t pick dumb stuff that’s the equivalent of her giving you a goofy tie for Father’s Day. Chances are you’d rather have a fishing pole (that’s what my husband is getting this year and it just got delivered to our doorstep a couple hours ago… yes I know it’s barely May… he buys his own gifts), truck stuff, or a drone or something rechargeable. Moms just want coffee, alcohol, a clean house, and maybe some peace and quiet. Happy Gifting!

-Monica